Two plus two is five
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New Year’s Resolutions
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Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...