An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...