Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...