O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...