What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...