Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...