When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.