Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!