Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?