Appear on television
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Helping a blond lose weight
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History of the Bagpipes
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what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Real flight announcements
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What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Lost all my luggage
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Telemarketers go away
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Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...