There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...