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Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
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Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
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Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
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yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...