Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!