Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...