Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...