Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...