Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...