Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...