There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Addicted to the Web
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An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...