Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...