Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...