Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...