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There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
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One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
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Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...