Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou