Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...