Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...