A Modest Essay
A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!