The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...