12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
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You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...