Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?