Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...