Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...