Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...