I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...