10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...