We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...