One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...