David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Evolution of Mom
|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each...