To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...