Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...