Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...