Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...