Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...