Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!