Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Real opcodes
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