Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...