The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...