Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...