OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...