Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...