Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’