The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...