Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...