What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...