Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
We need to help these people
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Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
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Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...