A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...